Red Bulls make shock acquisition

July 14, 2010 — by Sean8

More news from North Jersey today as the Red Bulls have announced a signing they hope will bring even more flair and class to the squad. One Ashok Ganguli has been acquired by the team, though details of his position and fitness have not yet been released.

While we’ve been unable to contact the player directly, we expect he’s so very excited that he’s made a total mess of his pants. More details as we hear!


  • June

    July 15, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    The star of the team!!

  • Christian

    July 15, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    Intentional handball! Not off to a good start!!

  • Suman

    July 15, 2010 at 6:44 PM mano de Ashok! Also, I can attest to the fitness of his lungs at least.

  • anjali

    July 16, 2010 at 8:48 AM

    Can’t wait til the endorsements start rolling in!!!

  • Simeone

    July 16, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    Damn….I thought he was going to play for Rome…..we needed him….how am I going to tell Totti now???

  • amy

    July 20, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    hahaha! he may even be at a loss for words! but look at that focus on the ball! wow!!!

  • Suman

    July 20, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    @Anj: The endorsement deals may happen sooner than you think! Maybe for a CultFootball line of onesies..

  • Suman

    July 20, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    @Simeone: I’m sure we can work out a loan to Roma..will lodging for him and his family be included in the deal??

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