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USA Mandela Challenge Roster

November 16, 2010 — by Sean1

More on the who’s and what’s later today and early tomorrow before the afternoon game in South Africa, but for now here’s the official roster (includes a couple local boys for the NY Red Bulls who are getting their first senior team call-ups, and rightly deserved).

Players Pos. Ht. Wt. Birthdate Hometown Club/College Caps/Goals
Agbossoumonde, Gale D 6-2 185 11/17/91 Syracuse, N.Y. Estoril Praia (Portugal) 0/0
Agudelo, Juan F 6-0 180 11/23/92 Barnegat, N.J. New York Red Bulls 0/0
Bedoya, Alejandro M 5-10 160 04/29/87 Westin, Fla. Örebro (Sweden) 5/0
Borchers, Nat D 6-2 175 04/13/81 Tucson, Ariz. Real Salt Lake 2/0
Bornstein, Jonathan D 5-9 145 11/07/84 Los Alamitos, Calif. Chivas USA 35/2
Bunbury, Teal F 6-2 175 02/27/90 Prior Lake, Minn. Kansas City Wizards 0/0
Carroll, Brian M 5-10 155 07/20/81 Springfield, Va. Columbus Crew 7/0
Cervi, Dominic GK 6-6 205 07/09/86 Norman, Okla. Celtic (Scotland) 0/0
Diskerud, Mikkel M 6-0 150 10/02/90 Oslo, Norway Stabaek (Norway) 0/0
Findley, Robbie F 5-9 165 08/04/85 Phoenix, Ariz. Real Salt Lake 10/0
Gaven, Eddie M 6-0 165 10/25/86 Hamilton, N.J. Columbus Crew 7/0
Goodson, Clarence D 6-4 170 05/17/82 Alexandria, Va. Brondby (Denmark) 16/2
Guzan, Brad GK 6-4 210 09/09/84 Homer Glen, Ill. Aston Villa (England) 18/0
Lichaj, Eric D 5-11 160 11/17/88 Downers Grove, Ill. Aston Villa (England) 1/0
Pause, Logan M 5-10 155 08/22/81 Hillsborough, N.C. Chicago Fire 5/0
Ream, Tim D 6-1 165 10/05/87 St. Louis, Mo. New York Red Bulls 0/0
Rogers, Robbie M 5-10 180 05/12/87 Huntington Beach, Calif. Columbus Crew 12/1
Spector, Jonathan D 6-0 180 03/01/86 Arlington Heights, Ill. West Ham United (England) 27/0

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Rafa Benitez is a Twat

November 15, 2010 — by Sean

I'm telling you, it was THIS BIG

Milan beat Inter yesterday in the 175th Derby della Madonnina, 1-0 from a penalty taken by Ibrahimovic in the 5th minute (or around the 5th minute, very early at least). It was a rough game, with both sides playing very physically. The Rossoneri were more determined to sit in defense and disrupt Inter’s attack, though they did put together some dangerous movement in the final third, while Inter never looked like they would score, their attack fizzling consistently before reaching the danger area. This was in no small part due to Gattuso’s doggedness and complete disregard for personal safety.

There were plenty of points to consider in the game: Ibrahimovic sending Materazzi to the hospital, the bench-warming skills of Ronaldinho, the speed and strength of my new favorite Milan player Kevin-Prince Boateng…but let’s focus on Inter’s coach instead.

Benitez took a team with no changes to the side that won the Serie A title and the Champion’s League title last year, and has them 6 points off the lead and currently out of a Champion’s league qualifying position. His response, (I paraphrase) “I need new players in the transfer window.”

Let’s take one of his strikers, Diego Milito, who last year was Serie A’s top goalscorer. Under Benitez, he’s been total shit. What’s Benitez’s take on this?

Last season this team won lots of games in the end because Milito scored lots of goals while now he has problems.

Brilliant stuff, Rafa. Hey are you thinking maybe that your team, the team that won it all last year, isn’t good enough, and you should buy a bunch of new players in the transfer market this January? That seems to have worked well for you at Liverpool, where you left a flailing side after having spent millions dollars over your time there on players not worth a damn, then blamed it all on the owners. Oh, here’s a quote from you:

Who could arrive in the next transfer window? All the players expect someone of quality to maintain the level of the side, a side that in the past season won a lot and therefore got tired and has struggled to start again.

I seem to remember one of your excuses at Liverpool was that the owners didn’t know anything about football. Well your new owner does, and this is what he thinks of your side’s performance.

I did not like it at all, as we didn’t do enough to deserve to win. It seems difficult to move forward playing like this. It doesn’t seem to me like we suffered against Milan’s play. The problem is that we actually didn’t play. It’s a different thing entirely and much more grave. I didn’t like anything. One can understand losing a derby, but this time I didn’t like the approach or the aftermath. We didn’t do enough to think about winning. This won’t do at all. It was an ugly game and we did nothing because we became different.

Not good, Rafa, not good. You blame your players, the staff and your former owners, and never yourself. Soon you will be exposed as a fraud and run out of Italy.

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Real Madrid Squeak Past Gijón

November 15, 2010 — by Sean1

Yo tengo una tía que toca la guitarra!

Madrid kept their season motoring along with a determined win against a stubborn Gijón over the weekend. Gritty defending from the team ranked just above the relegation zone made Madrid work hard to find entry, and the goal only came late in the match, with Higuaín tapping in a deflected Benzema header right at the goal mouth.

Notable absence at pitch-side was Jose Mourinho, who is serving a two-match ban for abusing the officials in his last outing. The camera occasionally focused on him high in an executive suite, where he looked generally unhappy. He’ll be back in time for El Clásico, no worries.

Otherwise it was a plain affair, made a bit livelier by some guardian insight on facial hair:

For those who don’t know him, Manolo Preciado has the most magnificent moustache known to managers. The kind of thick, bushy facial foliage you could hide a family of badgers in, a tache that completely covers his lip. And that’s saying something because the Sporting Gijón coach has a lot of lip. He’s also got a lot of heart; he probably would hide a family of badgers in there if he thought it would help. He could hardly be earthier if he swallowed soil daily, lighting up a crafty fag on the back row of the dugout before steaming up and down the touchline like a wind-up toy, punching the air. But not before he’s turned it blue. And this weekend he helped turn it bluer than ever before.

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What to Watch this Weekend (Nov 13-14)

November 13, 2010 — by Sean

As per our custom, some prime picks from the full listings provided by Steven Goff at the Washington Post.

If you see one match this weekend...

Saturday

Juventus-Roma 2:30 p.m. FSC: Matchup between two giants who aren’t up to form this season. Both are looking to hit the turning point before the impending holiday break.

Barça-Villarreal 4pm ESPN Deportes: In-form Villarreal are hanging onto the coat-tails of the big two and they make the trip to the Nou Camp on Saturday in third place and just two points behind Barça. Teaneck NJ-born Rossi & Brazilian Nilmar are the starting strikers and leading scorers, while  Altidore has played in the Copa del Rey & Europa league, but has only one La Liga appearance.

Newcastle-Fulham 5pm FSC: Andy Carroll at one end, Clint Dempsey at the other. No Joey Barton in the middle though, he’s out in the streets tripping the blind.

MLS playoffs, Colorado-San Jose 9:30 p.m. FSC

Sunday

Lazio-Napoli 6:30 a.m. FSP: These teams stand 2nd and 3rd in Serie A, should be a great second in Italy today, only to…

Inter Milan-AC Milan 2:30 p.m. FSC: Derby della Madonnina This will be the 175th meeting of the two milano giants. To our favorite public domain resource for deeper backstory: Milan Derby

America-Pumas 5:30 p.m. Telefutura: Clásico Capitalino, one of the strongest rivalries between two of the most popular teams in Mexico, played between two of the three teams which represent Mexico City

MLS playoffs, Los Angeles-Dallas 9 p.m. ESPN2

General KnowledgeGossip

WAG in Focus: Sarah Brander

November 12, 2010 — by Sean1

Following on the heels of our look at German midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger, we present you his “discovered on the street” model girlfriend Sarah Brander.

Schweini has been in excellent form since the 5’10” blond came along (ending his streak of 5 girlfriends in a year and a half), and has actually given her some credit for his current class.

These sorts of things aren’t always in our focus, but the sight of her double-fisting at the 2008 Euro was just enough to push the issue to the top. For more up-to-date happenings on Sarah and  Schweini’s love, and for general swooning over fit footballers, take a peak at kickette. They are sure to appreciate you stopping by.

And now, without further ado, the Sports Illustrated World Cup body painting swimsuit video staring the long german (after the bump). Be warned, the combination of giggling over the opening bars of Deutschland über alles may draw unwanted attention.

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Player in Focus: Bastian Schweinsteiger

November 12, 2010 — by Sean

Bastian Schweinsteiger, whose name we take to mean bountiful pig sticker, is an oft overlooked member of Bayern Munich and the German national team. Far from irrelevant, he’s the engine that drives forward Munich and Die Mannschaft both. He has the strength and stamina of a Michael Essien, and the drive to goal of a player like Gerrard, all while being mostly deployed on a wing. He’s a tenacious and intelligent defender, and a creative force in attack, and while he doesn’t score loads of goals, the finishing movement often begins with a smarty picked pass from the man.

Perhaps you remember Maradona’s taunting before their teams met in last summer’s World Cup: “What’s the matter, Schweinsteiger? Are you nervoushh?” Schweini then completely controlled the midfield to help craft a 4-0 victory over the outclassed Argentines.

With Arjen Robben and Franck Ribery injured so far this season, the 26 yr old midfielder has (finally) been highlighted as top class player. The transfer market looming, it’s Schweini who is drawing attention from Europe’s top clubs. Der Kaiser wants him to stay in Munich, but the lure of foreign leagues may trump winning a sixth Bundesliga title.

Commentary

Joey Barton Highlight Reel

November 11, 2010 — by Sean

The Telegraph has a nice list of Barton’s misbehavior over the course of his professional career, which we reproduce here:

Dec 2004 – stubbed a lit cigar into the eye of young team-mate Jamie Tandy during Manchester City’s Christmas party. Fined six weeks’ wages by City. Forced to pay four weeks’ salary – approximately £60,000 – immediately, with a further two weeks suspended for a year.
Barton says: “If I was to do something similar, I’d be the biggest fool ever.”

May 2005 – breaks leg of 35 year-old pedestrian while driving his car at 2am in Liverpool city centre.

July 2005 – involved in an altercation with a 15-year-old Everton fan at City’s team hotel in Bangkok, where the team are playing in the FA Premier League Trophy. Fined eight weeks’ wages by City after being found guilty of gross misconduct. Accepts punishment and agrees to undertake a programme of rehabilitation.
Says: “When people talk about my dark days, when I sit down and think about it – the misdemeanours I’ve had, with the things that go on in the real world – the things I have done are stupid and foolish. But they are not war crimes.”

Sept 2006 – drops his shorts in the direction of Everton fans following City’s 1-1 draw at Goodison Park. Charged with improper conduct and/or bringing the game into disrepute by the Football Association and fined £2,000.
Says: “The shorts thing was only intended as a light-hearted joke but some people didn’t take it that way unfortunately. I don’t know whether the fans see me as the Evertonian that got away or what. I was there when I was a youngster and have had a couple of chances to go back and it’s never been right.”

Feb 2007 – wins his first international call-up despite public criticism of the England team’s performance at the World Cup and subsequent releases of autobiographies.
Says: “England did nothing in the World Cup, so why are they bringing books out? ‘We got beat in the quarter-finals, I played like s**t, here’s my book’. Who wants to read that? I don’t.”

March 2007 – arrested on suspicion of assault and criminal damage in an incident involving a taxi driver. He is later charged with criminal damage, which he denies.
Says: “He (the taxi driver) didn’t seem to be in control and seemed to be going really mad. I said ‘Let’s forget about the money and get out of the cab and get to safety’, but he wouldn’t stop the cab.”

May 2007 – suspended by Man City for the rest of the season after a training ground altercation with Ousmane Dabo. He is charged with assault and appears in court but is spared jail.
Says: “I am very thankful to the media of this country. If it was not for them vilifying me I may have p****d my career up the wall. ”