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Mourinho on the Truth About Cats and Dogs

December 12, 2010 — by Suman

Mourinho y su perro
Among the football headlines in Spain this weekend: "Con perro cazas; con gato cazas, pero menos"--aphoristic words of wisdom gleaned from the Jose Mourinho's press conference yesterday, which translates roughly to "You hunt with a dog; with a cat you hunt, but less so."  Remarkably, this isn't the first time the Special One has made the news for canine-related matters. The comments about hunting with cats vs dogs had something to do with the injury to Higuain (el perro, we presume), which has left Benzema as el gato--Mourinho's only option at striker. Real Madrid mouthpiece Marca transcribed some Mourinho's monologue, which gives the context: Soy entrenador y entreno a los jugadores que tengo a mi disposición. El tema del fichaje es un tema de la gente de arriba. Yo ya dije que era difícil afrontar la temporada sólo con Benzema e Higuaín,

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What to Watch This Weekend (Dec 11-13)

December 10, 2010 — by Suman

A couple big matches in England this weekend, with 4 of the 5 consensus contenders in the Premier League race facing off against each other: Spurs-Chelsea on Sunday, and Arsenal-Man U on Monday.  Here are the details on those, plus a handful of additional matches to spend your weekend on.  As usual, all times ET (and as usual culled from the SoccerInsider's weekly post) SATURDAY England, Aston Villa-West Brom 10 a.m. FSC: one of the two West Midlands derbies this weekend. England, Newcastle-Liverpool 12:30 p.m. FSC: Newcastle unceremoniously dumped their manager Chris Hughton on Monday--the guy that had led them to promotion from the Championship last season, in a decision that was equally unpopular among Newcastle's fans and current players (as well as the press, including one former England legend/Newcastle manager).  So it will be interesting to see how newly appointed Alan Pardew is received at St James' Park and

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A Shameful Moment for Brazilian Soccer

December 9, 2010 — by Mark

Why the end of this year's Brazilian Championship was so unsatisfying The Brazilian Championship ended Sunday. I'd love to be able to write a gushing post about what a great end the tournament had. Unfortunately, people in power in Brazilian soccer (and my stubborn insistence on knowing things and not forgetting them) ruined it for me. So here's a warning: if you don't want to see the filthy underbelly of Brazilian soccer, don't read the rest of this post. I will make another post soon running down some of the good things about the 2010 Brazilian Championship, but this one contains some really ugly truth. You were warned. In a previous post, I mentioned that my favorite club team played Fluminense, one of three teams with any chance of being champ, in the next-to-last round of the Brazilian Championship this year, and that even though my team had nothing to

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BRA-ARG ×2, rivalries, and the best players in the world

December 8, 2010 — by Mark

The author grudgingly respects this player even when he plays for the author's favorite team's mortal enemy, like in this picture
Rivalries are a really, really important part of the fun of soccer and many other sports. Rival players are special, not quite in the same way as players for our favorite teams, but still special. We're likely to remember even relatively forgettable players who participated in one or more important games we remember, or even associate the name of a player with memories of the time when he or she played for a rival team. “Did he just write 'or she'?” Yes, I did. And I will have a lot more to say about women's soccer in this post and in the future. Back to rivalries. I was born in northern New Jersey near NYC, and I grew up in southern Maine, so I got

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Champions League Preview: Arsenal v Partizan

December 8, 2010 — by Sean

There's really only one game that matters today: the Arsenal v Partizan matchup. We've been focusing a lot on the Gunners this week (apologies to Spurs fans) though can you blame us? What with the classy showing from the overbite last weekend, and now with the top team in England (game in hand, of course) on the verge of disqualification, we simply can't help ourselves. The north Londoners meet a Serbian side who've only scored one goal (against Arsenal, btw) with nine put in against. And of course they've come to England and the cozy confines of the Emirates stadium. But there's pressure on Arsenal as they're currently tied on points with Braga for second place in their group. Anything but a win could see the gooners out of the tournament, and would send the pundits back into the familiar territory of writing off as Arsenal also-rans. How do the

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Carpenter’s Crush: (More) Samir Nasri

December 8, 2010 — by Tyler

Someday you too could earn a $15M bonus from oil barons
"Little Zidane", "New Zizou", "The next Zidane" Samir Nasri's nicknames, preposterous and premature, were heaped upon him not just because he possesses raw talent and vision, but because he shares a basic story with Zidane: Algerian parents emigrate to Marseille, build "street cred" while playing ball. Let's be clear, there is only one Zidane, and Nasri needs to demonstrate much more than an ill-timed headbutt to enjoy more substantial comparisons. But anything's possible, right? After all, he's only 23... His 2 goals vs. Fulham this weekend were absolutely ridiculous. The second and game-winner will surely stand as one of this season's best. Goal 1: "cool, calm, and collected..." Goal 2: "That is why people pay money to watch football." I'm reminded of a goal he scored in a Champions League match against Porto last year, as if he was dribbing amongst cardboard cutouts. I quite enjoy the fact that the play-by-play

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Weekend Standouts: Samir Nasri & S.S. Lazio

December 6, 2010 — by Sean1

An exciting weekend as always around world football, and more action to come with Champions League matches tomorrow and Weds. For now, let's take a quick look at the fantastic goals of Samir Nasri vs Fulham. "The overbite", as we call him in the Cult Football offices, has hit top form this season, and his composure on the ball and willingness to shoot is sorely needed, especially with Arshavin going missing in the attack of late. Enjoy! How about dem aquile? From Italy, Rafa Benitez continues to lose, this time to Lazio. The result puts Lazio in second place and sends Inter dangerously close to losing any invitation to european tournaments next year. Lazio are actually a very entertaining side to watch, and absolutely dominated Inter on the way to a 3-1 victory. Particularly outstanding were the Brazilian midfielder Hernanes and his point man in attack Mauro Zárate. Hernanes has a

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What to Watch This Weekend (Dec 4-6)

December 3, 2010 — by Suman

Some quality time in front of the telly
We're back with some television (and online streaming) picks for the weekend, selected from the SoccerInsider's weekly post: SATURDAY Three simultaneous games in England that will have an impact on the Premier League title race--take your pick: England, Chelsea-Everton 10 a.m. ESPN2 (also ESPN3.com) England, Arsenal-Fulham 10 a.m. FSC England, Manchester City-Bolton 10 a.m. FSP (also foxsoccer.tv) Spain, Real Madrid-Valencia 4 p.m. GolTV: How will Real Madrid bounce back from Monday's drubbing in El Clasico?  Valencia has slipped down to the 5th in La Liga. Germany, Schalke-Bayern Munich 4 p.m. ESPN Deportes (also ESPN3.com): Although Bayern Munich is only 5th in the Bundesliga, while Schalke is still mired in the bottom third of the table, these are two of the more talented sides in Germany--both will be advancing to the final 16 of the Champions League.  Note that Schalke

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