World Cup

Afterhours with Lalas, Twellman, and Ballack

July 3, 2014 — by Tyler

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World Cup

Afterhours with Lalas, Twellman, and Ballack

July 3, 2014 — by Tyler

Last night I imagined an entire bar scene involving Twellman, Lalas, and Ballack after the last broadcast of the day. It included the two of them shouting “Drink!” each time Ballack said a word like “nervicity” or a phrase like, “It vasn’t a dive, it vas an embellishment.” Ballack goes shot for shot of Jaeger with them after they refuse to let him explain that it’s not meant to be dranken that way, sighing and repeatedly looking at his phone for a distraction as they get sloppier and sloppier. Eventually one of them has the whole necktie as a headband thing going on, and something like this happens:

Lalas: “Dude, ddd’yoo realllly retire because a cuccushun?”
Twellman: “Deeze nuts are gettin a cuccushun if I don’t bang one of these copacabitches, knowwhati’msayin?”
(High five)
Lalas: “I think Foudy wants me.”
Twellman: “Fuck Foudy!!!”
Lalas: “Yeah! Hey Ballack, fuck Foudy!”
Twellman: “Ballack’s the best.”
Lalas: “The best!”
Twellman: “The Best!”
Lalas: “The BEST!
Twellman: “THE BEST!!!”
Lalas: “Theeee besssst!”
Twellman: “Zeeee Best-en!”
Lalas: “THE BEST!!!”
Twellman: “FARFEGNUGEN!!!”
Lalas: “SCHPROCKETS!”
Ballack: “I think I am going to take myself back to ze room now.”
“DRINK!!!”