I’ve never liked the sack of crap known as Joey Barton, a man most recently in the news for looking to have given a nazi salute after his goal for Newcastle over the weekend. He later explained the motion referred to his shaving off the superstitious  mustache he had grown now that his goal scoring drought is over. But if it weren’t for some of the displays in the videos below (including the altercation that saw him do jail time—hit “read more” at the bottom of this post), it’s unlikely the celebration would’ve come into question. So vile is the man that suggesting him a nazi just seemed the proper thing to do first.