I can’t believe we’re only coming across this site now. Part of the Spoiler network, Sporno is just the site you need when you want to prove to your soccer-hating friends that this really is an amazingly queer sport full of svelte Europeans rubbing their naked legs against one another.

Sport tries its best to be clean, porno is always dirty. Sport is noble and healthy. Porno is always bad and wrong. Yet for all their efforts to keep a distance, they just can’t help running into each from time to time and making sporno, without meaning to at all.

The Spoiler is a little like TMZ for footballers, though they haven’t taken such a deep swig of celebrity Kool-Aid. The opposite maybe, but only because they put themselves first. Still, it’s occasionally nice to be reminded that professional sport is only a distraction.