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Shakhtar Fall in a Highly Entertaining Match

April 7, 2011 — by Sean

Luiz Adriano breaks through the Barca defense, but nothing ever came of his thrusting movement.

This first leg of Champions League quarter finals has produced some wonderful football. We saw crafted, powerful and improbable goals, comebacks and wins away from home, and a very entertaining match in Barcelona whose score doesn’t give enough credit to the visiting Ukrainian club Shaktar Donestk.

I was particularly excited for this match-up. I really thought the Brazilian carnival would produce a shock result in Barcelona, or at least stick a few into the net in a high scoring affair that would give them a chance in the return leg. But fortune wasn’t on the side of “wily old cat” Mircea Lucescu’s boys, and while they did produce some lovely attacking movement and held the ball nicely, they couldn’t finish as calmly or often as the home team.

A couple months back we took a look at some of the players in attack for the Miners and after the way they dismantled Roma over two legs I certainly didn’t expect them to be slapped with la mano from Barça. They were the first to attack, but were quickly countered and a lucky deflection fell to the feet of Iniesta, who found himself with his pick of open corners some 6 yards out.

Going down so early in the match didn’t seem to effect Shakhtar’s mentality. They had come prepared to press high and push the attack, and they did pretty well in winning the ball around midfield and keeping Barça out of dangerous areas. But Messi and company only need the slightest chance to put you down a goal (Messi being particularly focused on a night when the rest of his team seemed a little unsettled at times), and some sloppy play in and around the back gave the blaugrana opportunity enough. A prime example was Dani Alves’ goal, made posisble by the weak effort of Shakhtar’s keeper, Andriy Pyatov, on the lobbed inbound pass. Pyatov is a full 7 inches taller and must be at least 50 lbs meatier, yet instead of breaking Alves in half on what was clearly a 50/50 ball, he let the tiny right back sneak in and slot home.

Still, the final score should very well have included a few more ticks on the Ukrainian side. Willian was finding space behind the defense and Jadson had some excellent moments in the attack, but the finishing touch was not there on more than one occasion. Adriano was preferred to Eduardo with the Croatian national making a muted appearance at the end, and Jadson made way for Fernandinho with half an hour to go. Nothing came of the changes.

The return leg at the Donbass Arena is sure to have plenty more goals, and this time a few more for the opposite side, but it’s very unlikely we’ll see the team from an old Soviet mining town facing Real Madrid in the semi-final.

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USA 1990 World Cup Qualification Celebratory Rap Video

March 31, 2011 — by Sean

Back in 1990 the US hadn’t qualified for the World Cup in some 40 years, and people were frickin geeked about our boys traveling overseas in search of the gold and malachite trophy—not that anyone knew what the hell soccer was. Confused enthusiasm is the only explanation for the shirtless beach frolicking behind this lyrical misadventure (warning: includes cameo by OJ Simpson), enjoy!

Not to ruin the chorus, but a quick glimpse: Togetherness, and unity, means victory, in Italy

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USA vs Argentina Preview

March 26, 2011 — by Sean1

The US play those guys in baby blue and white stripes tonight, so we thought it’d be a good time to pour the mind juices over Bradley’s picks (is that guy still the coach?). Having been to the last meeting between these squads at the old Meadowlands, we can say with some surety that most of the fans there will be cheering for Argentina.

But let’s not forget that there’s a team in red out there too. Most importantly the next round of young’ins. Juan Agudelo is a favorite (as you know), and maybe be America’s next great hope up top. There’s also this kid Tim Chandler, a defender who plays in Germany, who has all of 20 years. Also in defense is Eric Lichaj, who sounds to be pretty foreign, but unlike these last two guys was actually born in America. He’s been bouncing around England on loans, but has still managed more playing time at Aston Villa than the US coach’s son.

Who else is there…Tim Ream, another defender who plays in NY. Good potential there but his teammate Agudelo is the shining light. Finally there’s Mixx Diskerud. Mixx, sure. He’s a midfielder playing in Norway, and that’s all we know.

Let’s hope Big Bob lets the kids play. Especially up top. Have we not seen that Altidore doesn’t have what it takes? But that’s for the another post…

Position…. ….Hgt…. …Wght… …Birthdate.. Hometown Club Caps/Goals
Agudelo, Juan F 6-0 180 11/23/92 Barnegat, N.J. New York Red Bulls 2/1
Altidore, Jozy F 6-1 175 11/06/89 Boca Raton, Fla. Bursaspor (Turkey) 32/10
Bocanegra, Carlos D 6-0 170 05/25/79 Alta Loma, Calif. Saint-Étienne (France) 85/12
Bornstein, Jonathan D 5-9 145 11/07/84 Los Alamitos, Calif. UANL Tigres (Mexico) 36/2
Bradley, Michael M 6-2 175 07/31/87 Manhattan Beach, Calif. Aston Villa (Germany) 50/8
Buddle, Edson F 6-1 185 05/21/81 New Rochelle, N.Y. Ingolstadt (Germany) 6/2
Chandler, Timothy D 6-1 180 03/29/90 Frankfurt, Germany FC Nürnberg (Germany) 0/0
DeMerit, Jay D 6-0 185 12/04/79 Green Bay, Wis. Vancouver Whitecaps FC 23/0
Dempsey, Clint F 6-1 170 03/09/83 Nacogdoches, Texas Fulham FC (England) 68/19
Diskerud, Mixx M 6-0 150 10/02/90 Oslo, Norway Stabaek (Norway) 2/0
Donovan, Landon M 5-8 158 03/04/82 Redlands, Calif. Los Angeles Galaxy 128/45
Edu, Maurice M 6-0 170 04/18/86 Fontana, Calif. Rangers (Scotland) 19/1
Feilhaber, Benny M 5-9 150 01/19/85 Irvine, Calif. Aarhus (Denmark) 38/2
Hahnemann, Marcus GK 6-3 220 06/15/72 Seattle, Wash. Wolverhampton Wanderers (England) 8/0
Howard, Tim GK 6-3 210 03/06/79 North Brunswick, N.J. Everton (England) 57/0
Jones, Jermaine M 6-1 172 11/03/81 Chicago, Ill. Blackburn Rovers (England) 2/0
Kljestan, Sacha M 6-1 150 09/09/85 Huntington Beach, Calif. Anderlecht (Belgium) 25/4
Lichaj, Eric D 5-11 160 11/17/88 Downers Grove, Ill. Aston Villa (England) 2/0
Onyewu, Oguchi D 6-4 210 05/13/82 Olney, Md. FC Twente (Netherlands) 58/6
Ream, Tim D 6-1 165 10/05/87 St. Louis, Mo. New York Red Bulls 1/0
Spector, Jonathan D 6-0 180 03/01/86 Arlington Heights, Ill. West Ham United (England) 28/0
Yelldell, David GK 6-4 185 10/01/81 Stuttgart, Germany MSV Duisburg (Germany) 0/0

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Stuart Holden, You Poor Bastard

March 22, 2011 — by Sean

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March has not been kind to the spiky-haired kid from Sugar Land, Texas (by way of Aberdeen). When with Sunderland on trial he was attacked outside a pub and had his eye socket fractured (March 12). Last season, with Bolton and primed to play a big role in South Africa for the US, he had his leg broken by De Jong in a friendly against Holland (March 3). And now his most serious injury just last weekend, when United’s Evans came in high and took out the poor bastard’s knee.

How bad is it? Nobody knows yet. There was a nasty gash and he needed some 26 stitches to close the wound. His teammates were certainly disturbed, and it was said that the knee was “opened”, which could only mean you could see bone. Now without any official word on what the problem is exactly, the midfielder has been ruled out for six months, just as Bolton were making a strong challenge for a spot in Europe.

A firm starter for Owen Coyle’s side, the American has been a tough tackler and can also get forward in attack. He has been consistently calm with the ball all season long, making intelligent passes out of the backfield and scoring some really lovely goals when arriving late in the box. A hard worker, you wouldn’t expect him to have shied away from a challenge. Unfortunately this one came off twisted and he’ll be watching from the sidelines until next season.

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More Old Firm Madness

March 3, 2011 — by Sean

El Hadji Diouf takes his greivences to the sidelines

A fifth round replay for the Scottish cup devolved into another in a long string of violent contests between Glasgow sides Celtic and Rangers. This time around it was Rangers who came off looking uglier, not only losing but having three red cards issued against (Steven Whittaker, Madjid Bougherra, El-Hadji Diouf).

After a scuffle in the tunnel during halftime, Celtic’s manager Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist, the Rangers assistant manager, also nearly came to blows and had to be separated by support staff.

Still, nothing like the good ol’ days, as this clip from the 1980 cup final between the sides reminds us. Seeing as it wasn’t necessary for mounted riot police to hold back riotous pitch invaders, we can call yesterday’s outing a success!

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Deportivo Pereira’s Owl Killer

March 2, 2011 — by Sean1

News out of Colombia that the mascot of Atlético Junior, an owl that lived in the rafters of the Estadio Metropolitano, has died of trauma after being kicked off the field by Pereira’s Luis Moreno.

Moreno, a defender with the Panamanian national side, went to remove the bird off the pitch after it had been struck by a clearance, but perhaps he shouldn’t have done it with his foot. Vets say the combination of being stuck by the ball and the rough handling from Moreno were direct causes of its death.

Fans are particularly peeved seeing as they’d adopted the bird as their mascot, and the defender has received numerous death threats against himself and his family back in Panama. He’s attempted to make good by visiting a zoo for an owl lecture, and has promised to return to volunteer with the animals on a monthly basis.

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Chelsea Take all the Points

March 1, 2011 — by Sean

Luiz was lucky to have not picked up a second yellow

You’d have never known Chelsea were having a rough run of form with the way they turned around what looked to be a losing outing today. Statistics suggest they were producing more chances and even controlling the game, but the reality was that they were lucky to get out of the first half only a goal down.

United looked bright up top, and Chicarito, preferred to Berbatov at the start, was linking well with Rooney and Nani up the left (Fletcher on the right saw almost none of the ball in the opening period). On fifteen minutes United created a wonderful chance. The little Mexican pea turned well with the ball before sliding through Chelsea’s center and feeding an overlapping Evra, only for the Frenchman to play a ball just slightly in front of an onrushing Rooney unmarked inside the six.

Manchester continued to work up their left, while Chelsea were hampered in attack by their narrow formation. Ramires was working well enough on the right, but was locked in battle with Nani and Evra, and only when Anelka would move into the corner ahead of him did Chelsea find a way to get the ball into a crossing position. Malouda was constantly drifting inside and receiving the ball where Lampard might have been better placed. Though he had plenty of space to his left, and surely has a step on O’Shea sat in United’s right back, the French Guinean continuously tried to force the ball through the center of the defense.

Ferguson’s charges were first to strike, a revitalized Rooney working in tight space with Nani again from the left. David Luiz, the big Brazilian centerback who looks to be Chelsea’s best signing in some time, had been managing Rooney very well up to that point, but on the goal he was separated from his mark when Nani went past Ibramovic, forcing the Brazilian to readjust. Ibramovic, who had been holding his own against Nani, simply didn’t step quickly enough to his new assignment, leaving Rooney time to line up his shot and blast home from just outside the box. 1-0 to United and Chelsea didn’t look like they had a way back.

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Chelsea v Manchester United Preview

February 28, 2011 — by Sean

Chin up, Nando. Today might just be your day!

The past few seasons have seen the meeting between  Abromovich’s blues and Fergie’s boys in red decide the winner of the Prem. This time around the result will have similar impact, but Chelsea are fighting for different honors. Three points to the home side will lessen the gap to the league leaders (an insurmountable twelve points with a win), but more importantly victory for Chelsea means they leapfrog Spurs into fourth and a place in the Champions League.

What’s more, a win for Chelsea holds United at four points above the Arsenal, who would then have a game in hand. It’s hard to say exactly who comes into the match with more pressure upon them: the holding champions, with their aging foundation of Terry, Cole, Lampard and Drogba, none of them having a particularly stellar season, or United, who paradoxically won an unconvincing 4-0 against Wigan over the weekend.

United have simply not been firing on all cylinders this season, and Ferguson has been hard pressed to name a consistent top XI. Rooney started the season under immense criticism over contract negotiations, and that plus his poor showing at the summer’s World Cup seem to have messed with his mojo. Berbatov has been his usual uncharismatic self who just doesn’t inspire confidence. Nani is a few seasons away from ripe, Ferdinand has had too many injuries, Giggs and Scholes couldn’t have much life left in them (though Giggs…), van der Sar is about to retire though he’s having an amazing season, and good thing too since his backline is unconvincing. Evans, O’Shea, Gibson– who knows who Fergison will settle on. Then there’s a supporting cast that includes the like of Michael Owen and Owen Hargreaves. Between dead wood and raw youngsters Ferguson is caught making it up as he goes along.

You have to admire United, then, for the results they’ve produced this year. Especially considering they were confronted at the onset of the season with a Chelsea team who appeared unstoppable. Malouda looked incredible, Anelka was finding ways to be even smoother than his usually super-smooth self (perhaps as a message to the FFF who had sent him home from South Africa so unceremoniously), Essien was back and playing wherever he was needed, Obi Mikel looked solid in the holding role, even young Josh McEachran had a few run outs encouraging a sense that there was youth in an otherwise aging side.

Then it all got turned around for Chelsea. Somewhere along the way they lost the plot, something that United, though perhaps less talented than their southern neighbors, have not done for any length of time this season. Chalk it up to the management, then. Ancelotti forgot how to inspire his club in February, while Ferguson kept pushing a rather dull team to scrape out wins no matter what.

So what is the key to victory today?