Seemingly celebrating the first anniversary of his altercation with Sporting Lisbon defender and U.S. international Oguchi Onyewu at the AC MIlan training grounds, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has released an autobiography that briefly details the fight (among other, far less interesting self-aggrandizement).
Entitled I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic (clever), the AC Milan striker and Swedish international says Onyewu broke his rib, an injury never made public. “Close to killing each other,” the two players required an alleged gaggle of players and staff members to break up the fight that transpired during a scrimmage.
Hmmm, wonder why Onyewu was no longer welcome at the San Siro.
Ibrahimovic boasts a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Onyewu looks like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in Bruce Lee’s final movie Game of Death. In an MMA cage fight I know who I’d choose. (Hint: lanky bearded guy who breaks ribs and stomps on Swedes with Eastern-European names.)
And now for Onyewu breaking Bruce Lee’s ribs.
